The Impassive Footman
- Tahun: 1932
- Negara: United Kingdom
- Genre: Crime, Drama
- Studio: Associated Talking Pictures (ATP)
- Kata kunci: hypochondriac, ealing
- Pengarah: Basil Dean
- Pelakon: Owen Nares, Betty Stockfeld, Allan Jeayes, George Curzon, Aubrey Mather, Frances Rose Campbell