If There Weren't Any Blacks You'd Have to Invent Them
- Tau: 1974
- Whenua: United Kingdom
- Momo: Drama
- Studio: LWT
- Kupu matua:
- Kaiwhakahaere: Bill Hays
- Maka: Leonard Rossiter, Richard Beckinsale, Bob Hoskins, Geoffrey Bayldon, Ken Wynne, John Nightingale
